Anthony Burgess Enderby 02 Outside Enderby

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.Enderby OutsideAnthony BurgessAnthony BurgessEnderby OutsideBook 2 of the Enderby QuartetTo DeborahEsperad todavía.El bestial elemento se solazaEn el odio a la sacra poesíaY se arroja baldón de raza a raza.– Rubén DaríoPart IChapter 1One"It's," said this customer at the bar, "what I personally would want to call-and anyone else can call it what the hell they like for all I care -" Hogg listened respectfully, half-bowed, wiping dry a glass from which a very noisy woman, an actress or something, had drunk and eaten a Pimm's Number One."But it's what I, speaking for myself, would call -" Hogg burnished an indelible veronica of lipstick, waiting for some highly idiosyncratic pay-off, not just the just word but the word just with just this customer's personal brand of justness."A barefaced liberty." Hogg bowed deeper in tiny dissatisfaction.He had been a word-man himself once (nay, still-but best to lock all that up: they had said those days were past, trundled off by time's rollicking draymen, empties, and they knew best, or said they did.Still -) "A man's name's his name, all said and done." You couldn't say what this man had just said.A liberty was diabolical; it was lies that were barefaced.Hogg had learned so much during his season with the salt of the earth, barmen and suchlike.But he said, blandly:"It's very kind of you, sir, to feel that way about it.""That's all right," said this customer, brushing the locution towards Hogg as though it were a tip."But they didn't call it after me, sir, in a manner of speaking." That was good, that was: genuine barman."They brought me in here, as you might say, because the place was already called what it is.""There's been plenty named Hogg," said the customer sternly."There was this man that was a saint and started these schools where all these kids were in rags.They had to be in rags or they wouldn't have them in.It was like what they call a school uniform.And there's this Hogg that was a lord and gave it up to be prime minister but he didn't get it so he goes round ringing bells and telling them all off.""There was also James Hogg, the poet," said Hogg, unwisely."You leave poets out of it.""The Ettrick shepherd he was known as, in a manner of speaking.Pope in worsted stockings.""And religion as well." This customer, who had had no lunch except whisky, grew louder."I might be an Arsee, for all you know.Respect a man's colour and creed and you won't go far wrong.I take a man as I find him." He spread his jacket like wings to show green braces.Hogg looked uneasily across the near-empty bar.The clock said five to three.John, the tall sardonic Spaniard who waited on, the Head Steward's nark, he was taking it all in all right.Hogg sweated gently."What I mean is," said flustered Hogg, "this bar was called Piggy's Sty because of the man that was here before me." John the Spaniard sneered across."Sir," added Hogg."And you won't go far wrong is what I say.""It was to do with the people that started these hotels," said Hogg urgently."They had a Hogg over there when they started.He brought them luck and he died.Americans they were.""I can take them or leave them.We fought side by side in both lots.They did as much good as harm, and I hope they'll say as much about you." He slid his empty glass towards Hogg, impelling it as though it were a child's match-box ten-ton truck."Similar, sir?" asked Hogg, barman's pride pushing through the fluster."No, I'll try one of theirs.If the Yanks run this place then they'll likely know what's what." Hogg didn't get that."What they call bourbon.That bottle there with the nigger on." Hogg measured out a double slug of Old Rastus."With branch-water," said this customer.Hogg filled a little pig-shaped jug from a tap.He rang up the money and said:"They wouldn't have false pretences, that being their policy, as you might say.They said that customers like things genuine in the States and it's got to be the same here too.So it had to be a Hogg."The customer, as though testing his neck for fracture, swivelled his head slowly, taking in Piggy's Sty.It was one of many whimsically-named bars in this tall but thin hotel, London's new pride.This bar and the Wessex Saddleback, where at this moment there were a lot of thick-necked Rotarians sweating on to charred gristle, made up nearly the whole of the tenth floor.You could see much of autumn London from the windows of the bar (on which artificial trotter-prints were like a warning).You could see an ape-architecture of office-blocks, the pewter river, trees that had scattered order-paper leaves all about Westminster, Wren and his God like babes in the wood, the dust of shattered Whig residences thrown by the wind.But this customer looked only on the frieze of laughing tumbling porkers, the piggy-banks with broken saddles to make ashtrays, little plastic troughs with plastic chrysanthemums in them.He turned back to Hogg to nod at him in grudging admiration as though he, Hogg, had made all this."Closing now, sir," said Hogg."One for the road, sir?""You wouldn't catch them daring to take the mike out of my name," said the customer.He now winked pleasantly at Hogg."Not that I'd give them the chance.A man's name is his own." He laid his finger to his nose, as though to cool the inflammation which Hogg's stepmother had used to call Harry Syphilis, winking still."Catch me." He smirked, as though his name was something he had won and was going to hug greedily to his chest till he got home."I'll have some of our own now after that nigger stuff.A wee drappie.Och aye.There's a wee wifey waiting." Hogg daringly poured Scotch into the glass that had held bourbon.John had his eyes on his two leaving customers."Electric shepherds," said one of these, a man who might well be a pig-farmer and yet had not seemed really at home in Piggy's Sty."It'll come to that, I daresay [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]

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